suicoone:

hey girl *shuffles cards* haha so um… did it hurt when you *trips* oh shit um… when you fell did it hurt *sweats nervously* because youre the only ten i see haha

bakasara:

eat-those-words:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

devinchee:

winterholidayurl:

dizzymayfae:

this is the gayest poster i’ve ever seen.

I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second

that would explain this whole ad

Are we just going to overlook the fact that they’re on the “S. S. Leviathan”?

(I’m not sure where I’m going with that, but there it is)

On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick 

On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick

this one deserves an award

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

croutoncat:

♥ urinal my thoughts ♥

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

bigrnac:

i want to hug all the sad ppl and make them unsad

meladoodle:

bologna is a fucked up word

rneerkat:

hey cutie are you exercise because youre breathtaking

nicevagina:

these are going to be my interchangeable wallpapers at work as of tomorrow

giallothekitten:

absconds:

iM PRETTY SURE A HAND IS NOT THAT BIG

it’s here

the yaoi hands

run while you still can

falltesticlee:

what the hell

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

cosrnos:

I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me