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surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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matterboard:

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

swooshmami:

huffingtonpost:

California cops are pulling people over for.the.best.reason.EVER. See all the surprised reactions here.

The only time they’ll pull over white people 

zorilious:

athenacykes:

i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing 

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his best

bussykiller:

seeing your crush like 
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skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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